Atoti yaawaa!

Si was Soooooooo Biutiful ......Atoti Nyar Yimbo
* Si thought "Generol Muotos" was in the army.
* Si thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an applicason where it says "Sign here" si wrote......... "Sagittarius......."

Si was Soooooooo Biutiful ......Atoti Nyar Yimbo
* Si took the ruler to bed to see how long Si slept.
* Si sent a fax with a stamp on it

Si was Soooooooo Biutiful ......Atoti Nyar Yimbo
* Si tripped over a cordless phone.
* Si spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate......."
* Si told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

Si was Soooooooo Biutiful .......Atoti Nyar Yimbo
* Si studied for a blood test.
* When Si missed matatu number 44 to Githurai .....Si took matatu number 22 twice instead.
* When Si went to the Jomo Kenyatta Airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," Si turned around and went home.

Si was Soooooooo Biutiful .......Atoti Nyar Yimbo
* When Si heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, Si moved......
* Si thought if Si spoke her mind, Si'd be speechless.......
* Si thought that Si could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* Si had a shirt that said "TGIF," which Si thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

Si was Soooooooo Biutiful ......Atoti Nyar Yimbo
* Need I say more ...eh yawah....

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