Whoever said ‘less is more’ had a point! What I saw (and fed my eyes with) last Saturday was enough proof! Kenyan mama’s strutted out, in those short dinner dresses that revealed everything! Even when they danced, they forgot their dress reveals a lot…eee, Mungu baba shuka na usitumane!
Keep reading, and if you want some ‘nice’ photos,, click here!!!! Thank you Anthony Njoroge for the photos!
Of late, Nigeria seems to have taken over! From that Bwana PAP preacher wa KICC to the local Tv stations bowing down to Nollywood, churning movie and after movie! Leaves me wondering whether kids from Naija always say “when I grow up, I want to be a movie actor’…I laud their film industry, Riverwood, wake up!
Ramsey was in town (I knew him through some updates on FB by the way). Ramsey is an actor from the Agbada country that has had women asking for tissues as they wipe their drools!So was D’banj aka Koko-master. He landed in Kenya and immediately christened himself ‘Chief Sonko’…wonder whether it was a diss to our dear Mbuvi Kioko!
Both were around for Naija nite concert, their country just hit 50 years of self-governance! Kenya is somewhere there, tutafika tu, hakuna haraka!
My buddy Ken Kaburu was throwing a bash that Friday, kila kitu was in mpango until Mutheu called, and invited me to the VIP dinner that was at Museum, courtesy of the Naija brodas! Pole sana Ken, nitajipanga I kuja with my first lady, you jua her!
Museum wasn’t that bad, each table had a sitting of 9 people and there were 2 wine bottles each! I happened to get a table with only 4 people and 1 was a tee-toller! Mungu enyewe hasahau watu wake! That wine left me beyond help, I will stick to my Tusker. I got to meet the next head of Safcom and other prominent guys at the dinner. Thanks dear Mutheu!
Saturday and I make my way to the Impala grounds. There was minimal traffic at that time and I really pity Abel Masya, who couldn’t make it coz the traffic extended upto Uchumi…next time, angalia saa!
Ugandan soccer fans are around, with their yellow jerseys. They was sending a message to Kenyan’s, after holding them at home! Doda must be proud of himself…get over it bro, Migingo is ours!
I bump onto my bosom buddies Anto and Elvis; both are Pap’s on the loose! The VIP section wasn’t that bad save for the fact that one couldn’t get to see the whole need of it apart from having a seat to bum on and table to place your drink! The VVIP section was kidogo shady, how do you separate VVIP from a VIP section with a curtain (shady)…there was a screen that kept operating at it’s own will, leaving the VIP’s with no option but to crane and get to see what’s on stage, or sit down and drink down that sorrowful realization!
Madtrax gets on stage and tries warming up the crowd. Mboss, we didn’t pay to ride boda-bodas here. Dj Stylez who kept the crowd on its feet with good music saved him. Prezzo get’s on stage alongside Collo in an effort to do a collabo. They make the night worse!
Prax, Cc and Mary…the three happen to be my neighbors from Kangundo. Prax is such a lovely lady who isn’t afraid of sharing stories. We chat everything, from the price of coffee picking to which coffee mill needs an overhaul. Along comes Maina, a bosom buddy whom we the Kamba community offered him CC, one of our sister’shands in marriage. Na hajatuonesha sister yake!Mary Mbula…you and me tutaendelea, ambia Susam awache siasa!
Raila Amolo Odinga…eee, Raila baba made way to the venue. Someone somewhere slept on the job for Raila had to be snaked in through the VIP area, a risky move. Yaani he was a hand-stretch away from Syoks!
And that was the closest Maina will ever get to Raila Odinga, savor the moment bro!
The crowd get’s impatient, ‘Haki Yetu’chants start renting the air. D’Banj is keeping Kenyans waiting. On stage jumps some funny characters from Nigeria. Who let them in? Waste of time!
Redsan is around, flocked by his security detail as kawaida. I wonder when he grows old, whether the bouncer will still be around him to skuma away female admirers, give the guy some space buwana!
Ramsey gets on stage, too bad for him for half of the crowd was high! I saw this guy screaming at the Ramsey (well) Chicks get to feed their eyes, drool and scream! The guy has six packs by the way, am jealous since I have a one-pack! 
Koko de master get’s on stage, and what a relief. He invites the PM with the chants of ‘Igwe’….enyewe Raila anapendwa!
Hit after hit, sadly is Kenyans only jua two of his songs! By the time he was done (sadly), a chunk of the patrons were either bored, had left or drunk (or the three)…but the guy has nice delivery. If only those groupies he got on the stage with would be left behind….
Grace Kerongo, sober as usual. Nice linking up with you! Esther...you did it again!!!
Mutunga Nguna joins me, and as usual, his first question is ‘Wapi counter’….we get to drown the rest of the event away and leave for town!
Now, about the photos….Anto, where are those lewd photos of our sisters? Nyama PAP!
